All that Yaz ~ Bad Product Names

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

All that Yaz

Yaz


Okay, so it sounds similar to "Yes" and is only 3 letters long, but that's all the positives there are to this name. It's got a terrible commerical too, with people singing a cover of "We're Not Gonna Take It", what were they thinking? That's gotta backfire... It also sounds too flashy ("razzle-dazzle") for a freakin' birth control pill.


82 comments:

Yoolees said...

I never heard about Yaz.. I think it's not commercially available in my country. But based on your description, looks like their commercial is funny :D

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Anonymous said...

Never heard of it too. But if they will have a good advertisement and will market their product well, I guess the name would be OK.

Anonymous said...

I have never heard of Yaz either! It is a bizarre name for a pill!

Anonymous said...

Yup,never heard of it..is it really for health purposes or what..? :)

Anonymous said...

yaz>?? what it is>? why dont use YES>? simple and easy to understand rite>

Admin said...

I think YAZ is a good idea since yes have been used by another company

Anonymous said...

Never heard of Yaz too. What is it?

Anonymous said...

Never heard the word "Yaz" but i do like to use "yup" which mean "Yes"...lol

Anonymous said...

Yaz is a birth control pill?? Ouch! That is a very bad name huh? And what is with their song selection? What is that supposed to mean? I don't get it at all.

Anonymous said...

I luckily have not been subjected to this. It sounds terrible!

Anonymous said...

Sounds kindly freaky for a pill lol. ok but surely is unique, it stands out right ?

Anonymous said...

Birth control ? LOL Sounds more like a Japanese saying yes lol

Anonymous said...

The name sounds ok to me. Sure is an eye catcher

Anonymous said...

YAZ ? hmmm Sounds like a NONO to me lol

Anonymous said...

YAZ sounds great to me. Say YAS to this products seems to be the message lol

Anonymous said...

Yaz is a great product! The name sounds nice and fresh...

Anonymous said...

Maybe we shouldn't judge a product by its package might be what they are thrying to say ;-)

Anonymous said...

Well sounds a little strange. But why not.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope the pills are working as it should.. Who knows the incapability of branding and marketing, also spans over the pill's production quality and pill effectivity research…

Anonymous said...

what's their official website ? yaz.com or yaz-us.com ?

Anonymous said...

YAZ sounds good as far as I am concerned. Also not available in my country. Wish it was ;-)

Anonymous said...

Yaz...LOL stupid name.When I saw the commercial I was like,OMG Yaz?Where do they get such stupid names for medicines?

Anonymous said...

The name sounds great to me. Say YES because now you are using YAZ lol...

Anonymous said...

Just say "yaz" baby. Sounds kind of like a catchy pickup line 2 me. lol

Anonymous said...

I find the name quite energetic and fresh. Yaz sounds like yes and yes to me.

Anonymous said...

SOunds like an exercise or something to me. Like Yazzercize.

Anonymous said...

Yes the name does sound a little strange considering the product but sounds ok to me..

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, you got a point. It may work better like "Stopped"

Anonymous said...

LOL Sounds more like a Japanese saying yes

Anonymous said...

Personally I do not even understand why they advertise birth control pills. I am not going to just decide I need them and then go to my doctor and ask for that specific name.

scarletbreeze said...

just a cool way to advertise the pill ..

Anonymous said...

Why do they advertise birth control? This is something I listen to my doctor regarding.

Anonymous said...

Think it's a shortened version of Yasmin no?

Anonymous said...

that,s great to know about YAZ.

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sounds like a new slang for a street drug. "hey man, want some yaz?" not the best name, i agree.

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I heard it's more expensive than other brands of BCPs.

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I love the name YAZ. I think it's catchy AND it's the name of an old band. Maybe they'll get some hits from that too!

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Humm..sounds funny would like to see their commercial.

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I have never heard of Yaz, but to me it conjures images of a hyper motivated fitness instructor with bad hair :-). Thanks for the post.

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Never heard this product before, really it's getting popular because of this post looking at the number of comments you are getting.

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All that Yaz and all that Jazz and still not a great business name that doesn't conjure up any images of a tangible product.

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Well i don't think it will be the same any more.

Krakow Airport Transfers said...

Yo man when are you going to do a new post? All that Yaz is getting old and not just because its a rubbish brand name. Please post soon.

Kirk said...

at first glance, the name kinda seemed ok to me... but then i got to the middle part of your post... 'we're not gonna take it', razzle dazzle and birth control pill just don't seem like they go well together, totally ruined it for me...

I need money said...

I think it is more expensive and the name totally turned me away

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Yaz: it looked bad a month ago and still hasn't improved. We need you to post again, other wise this blog is fading.....

heaven is so real said...

Well, I never heard of it..is it really for health purposes or for something else...?

Star Trek said...

Is this already a registered trademark of someone ?

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YAZ sounds great to me. Say YAS to this products seems to be the message lol

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Yaz is a birth control pill?? Ouch! That is a very bad name huh? And what is with their song selection? What is that supposed to mean?

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Who knows the incapability of branding and marketing, also spans over the pill's production quality and pill effectivity research…

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That is a very bad name huh? And what is with their song selection? What is that supposed to mean? I don't get it at all.

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just a cool way to advertise the pill

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if they will have a good advertisement and will market their product

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Who knows the incapability of branding and marketing, also spans over the pill's production quality and pill effectivity research…

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ohoh what name! YAZ i like this.I heard about YAZ. Have fun ppl.. i will come back.
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I have never heard of Yaz either! It is a bizarre name for a pill!

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I luckily have not been subjected to this. It sounds terrible!

bojan said...

I heard it's more expensive than other brands of BCPs.

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Yaz yaz this is so funny..lol..

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not the best name, i agree.

viajar said...

Yaz sounds like yes and yes to me.

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Maybe they'll get some hits from that too!

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That is a very bad name huh?

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Never heard of it.

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yaz>?? what it is>? why dont use YES>? simple and easy to understand rite>

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rachel said...

When I saw the commercial I was like,OMG Yaz?Where do they get such stupid names for medicines?

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I guess the name would be OK.

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Their commercials are so irritating. Women wandering around at a nightclub while one, who happens to be a doctor, gives a fully FDA approved rundown of the possible side effects. She must be a blast when she's drunk.

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I seen a few commercials about YAZ. Pretty lame if you ask me.

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I never about yaz but it seems funny

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it seems unique. the commercial/advertisement is funny.

Steve said...

There was a pop star in the UK called Yaz in the 90s. Weirdly, as one of the other comments suggested, she resembled a hyper motivated fitness instructor with bad hair.

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