It's literally crap! ~ Bad Product Names

Monday, February 18, 2008

It's literally crap!

Poolife
Here we have Poolife, a company that sells pool cleaning products.
Seen anything wrong yet? Have you parsed the named as POO LIFE thanks to a missing L?

This especially hurts for such a product since the name now has a negative connotation (you don't want 'crap' in your pool!) and many will read it like the way described above. It certainly wouldn't hurt to double up on the L in the name...


65 comments:

Carson Park Ranger said...

Give 'em L, John.

Textwrapper said...

The contrast between the product name and the tagline is "brilliant."

mac said...

Where did the name come from?Who came up with the idea?Very creative..;)

diabetes natural cure said...

That name is terrible but also funny. I wonder how much the name has harmed their business...

art said...

I found it funny..it's better with L,though!!

Smeaser said...

This reminds me of the old Jasper Carrot tv commercial programs where you'd have a Swedish product called FannyChocs or something!
Excellent find though!

Matt Saunders said...

That's amazing! if I had a pool i'd definitely buy it. Probably wouldn't use it though...

job said...

somebody please give back the L..it is attractive is some way though..:)

skip said...

give back the L!!!hehe.who hide it eh>?

skip said...

Oh my god, this name bring a great harm to the company I guess. Anyway this is really funny name.

new zealand tourism said...

Talk about poor marketing strategy! This does not make me want to buy your product for my pool.

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I hope nobody was paid to come up with that name.

tax on property said...

Its amazing how nobody thought this name would be a bad idea.

Payday loans said...

That's amazing!
Someone from marketing needs to get fired...

Mike said...

Who will keep the P out of pool?

Andos said...

Hahaaha.

That's the best name that they can found

dog bath said...

Poo Life? lolol Kind of catchy actually.

:O)

Brent Diggs said...

But what if it were an insurance company run by Christopher Robin and Co?

That would work.

Rick C said...

Is there also a sign that say's - Don't poo in uors and we won't poo in yours!

george_blue said...

lol, that's hilarious, here's a lil spanish joke... don't piscina pool.. lol

george
http://upfrontmatching.com
tribute to carlin on my humor page

free fax software said...

that's hilarious!! they must have thought really hard to come up with a domain name like this

palm treo 800w said...

Poo in the pool? How grosse!! lol Very funny name.

3g ringtones said...

I remember seeing poo in a pool once when I was a kid. Not a pretty sight! Horrible name btw.

Dating Adviser said...

Yeah Right the P word without the L is literally crap and they should have spelled it with a double L. Maybe they intended to spell it with a single L to gain attention, but it was quite a gross controversy.

But actually the first time i read it, I thought it was an insurance company advertisement.


john simon

Kit Kat said...

Actually some time when other make fun of your name it is some kind of advertisement also. But I am not saying that it is good or bad advertisement. It really depends.

Basement Remodeling in Minnesota said...

Just when you think it can't be funnier then this. POO Life comes to the rescue. They are destined to fail with that name:) It is just poo :)

Hot Costume Ideas said...

They really do have products with this brand name:

http://www.archchemicals.com/Fed/POOLIFE

I doubt they had a marketing professional come up with that brand name.

recycling bin said...

And to think I was worried about the pee in pool! Hee hee!!

Adam said...

lol... nice.

Has it actually worked for them, or has it been more counter-productive?


Adam
WoW Fail Blog

Black Fairings said...

It is incredible that people would make that kind of mistakes and release that publicity knowing that would be eaten in a few seconds.

tam-ski said...

deary me! maybe it was just a really clever marketing ploy to get noticed ;)

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Mitch said...

Wow. I wonder if they thought they were being clever by leaving out the L. Ha ha.

heath said...

"The most brilliant clean ever seen". When I look at my poolife, it's anything but clean.

Humor Tribe said...

Is "brilliant"

peter said...

To the untrained eye, it may not be noticeable!

Bratwurst Recipes said...

Wow, i wonder if they knew about it when they created the name ;)

Robert said...

At least they are getting some PR, don´t they :-)

Learn German said...

ergh..poo life really dredges up some unpleasant images. Maybe They should run that scene from caddy shack where bill murray tosses the candy bar in the pool as their promotional campaign.

PowerShot SD780IS said...

Maybe they should change their business and start cleaning poo from pools.

Bluetooth home phones said...

looking to buy some shoes from www.tomsshoes.com. he figured it out faster, but it wouldn't have been such an oops.

tam - australia said...

LOL!! You have to laugh, can't believe no one saw it!

bluetooth home phones said...

you check out the tagline? the most brilliant clean ever seen. rofl

I Need Money said...

Woooowwww.... worst name ever lol.

Buy Cake said...

Here's some more real URLs...

www.poo-soft.com (Tech site)

www.poo.sk (Swedish music site)

Stop Snoring Naturally HQ said...

Haha, that's fantastic. Really enjoying reading your blog. It's giving me a good chuckle on this rainy day!

Keep up the good work!

PowerShot SD780IS said...

I thought it was an adult site about nasty things :)

seguros de hogar said...

OMG! what a fail!
hahahahaha

alquiler de pisos madrid said...

LOL. please i need de L again!!!

Pavimentos Industriales de Hormigon said...

hahahaha, very funny. what about the "L"?

Tea said...

I think that this is a great name because it sounds very bad and on this way it attractes the attention of potential users of this service.

Tea said...

I think that this is a great name because it sounds very bad and on this way it attractes the attention of potential users of this service.

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how do these people miss this stuff?

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Andrew said...

I'd have to be on a huge drug abuse binge to have a job cleaning pee pee and poo poo out of a pool.

Medical Jobs Australia said...

They would have used a dash - in the middle of the domain name and that could have made it nicer.

DogHead said...

I bet they thought they were being real slick. Yeah right! They must have noticed that the POO stands out so much ?!

Change My Mind said...

The name really does say it all! lol

Simply Ridiculous said...

There was a tagline for a pen ad.. "Pen is mightier than a sword".. it read as "Pen is".. This one was a big F**k up.

DLB said...

How dumb do you have to be to forget an "L"?

Tours of Krakow said...

This one is great really. I'm ROFLMAO! But thanks for putting these all in a blog because only here can you see just how many stupid people there are.

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I guess if you are looking for a dirty pool then there ya go.

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Funny Mom Blog said...

LOL that is HYSTERICAl. I love funny signs and strange company names.